Disease jokes
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."