Discrimination jokes

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.

Ask a darkie for a light.

Fuck Jewkraine!

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.

A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Facial detection? More like racial detection.

I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.