Discrimination jokes

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?

They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.

Ask a darkie for a light.

Fuck Jewkraine!

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.