Discrimination jokes

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.

Ask a darkie for a light.

Fuck Jewkraine!

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.

A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Facial detection? More like racial detection.