Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Dark humour : hell !!! aren't people racist !!!
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
