Discrimination jokes

I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.

However-

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?

"Sum Ting Wong."

How do you blindfold an Asian?

With dental floss.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?

LGBBQ

"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."

Bread is racist.

It’s true women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!

What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?