Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
Ask a darkie for a light.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
