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Discrimination Jokes
Bread is racist.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"