100+ Best Discovery Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

Princess Diana

9erboyz · 8 years ago

How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

Lightning

Anonymous · 5 years ago

My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.

Realization

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A young child in a winter coat and hat pets what appears to be a large, fluffy dog. The bottom panel shows three stick figures in a row, with the last one having a shocked expression and the text "realization" above it.

Discovery memes

Astronaut

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.

Adoption

Anonymous · 7 years ago

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Atom

Henry · 8 years ago

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?

Science

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

Intercourse

Wade · 3 years ago

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Farmer

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from user 'vandal @inb_x3' that reads 'mesopotamian farmers after discovering irrigation'. Below the tweet is a video thumbnail showing a surprised man with wide eyes and an open mouth, holding a yellow measuring tape next to a long, green cucumber. To the right of him, in large white letters, it says 'IT WORKED!'. A timestamp '9:23' is visible in the bottom right.

Scroll

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Erg

A four-panel comic strip featuring the Stonks character. In the first panel, he finds a chest in a cave. The second panel shows him opening a scroll with bright light. The third panel displays the scroll reading, "News Flash: You suck, Stonk." The fourth panel shows him running away. The text on the image includes "We finally found it...after 15 years", "The scroll of truth!", "News Flash: You suck, Stonk", and "NYEHHH".

Man

Erichh · 3 years ago

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Dinosaur

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were

The image shows a four-panel grid of a woman with a confused expression. In the background, there are mathematical formulas and a drawing of a cone. The formulas are: "y=ax²+bx+c", "(x,x)=-b/2a" and "V=1/3πr²h".

Friend

kiribaku · 3 years ago

when you find out your best friend is gay

A light-haired, anime-style character with a surprised expression.

Columbus

The Unknown King of Moderation · 3 years ago

History meme for y’all

The image shows a dialogue between Columbus and Indigenous tribes. Columbus says they don't have guns, and the tribes reply they have tons of gold. The image then shows a man saying, "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move."

Man

Apollo · 1 year ago

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Bedroom

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A child's drawing on a piece of paper. The text reads: "I heard what you and dad were doing last night. Stop." Below this, there are two drawings, each in a separate box labeled "my room" and "mom's room." The drawing in "my room" depicts a stick figure standing with a speech bubble that says, "what the heel" while the drawing in "mom's room" depicts two stick figures in bed.

EPIC The Musical

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 1 month ago

A man wearing over-ear headphones and a red jacket leans back outdoors, looking up at the sky in absolute awe and wonder. The text above him reads 'The day I discovered Epic The Musical'.

Money

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

lol so so so true

A meme with a child looking surprised while holding a stack of cash. The text reads: "When u find money in ya pants before you start doing laundry."

Meth

Hgfdfrgt · 3 years ago

Does anybody play vrchat

Two people in a hole in the ground are shown. They are looking up with surprised expressions. Above them are two dogs and another person also looking into the hole. The text on the image says "They found the meth!".

Gravity

Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago

intelgent

A meme showing a portrait of Isaac Newton next to a photo of a person who appears to be flying above a lake, with the text "Did you know? Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity in 1687, people could fly."

Discovery memes

Community talk

Anonymous

founde burner phone - iws.

Explain Dinosaur

I JUST FOUND EL'S ACC FROM WHEN SHE WAS PRETENDING TO BE EVELYN

cupcake's downfall

i found a photo that cupcake posted a month ago. it's kinda explicit. but she's gone so i won't post it.