You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
2 boys came home for dinner late and their mother asked, "where have you boys been?" 1 of them replied with, "we were all over the neighborhood, we're mail men now." Their snobby teen sister said, "well your not real mail men, real mail men use real letters." Then 1 of the boys said, "actually we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
what's the difference between Nemo and my dad? Nemo was eventually found.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
how do you know you've found a priest? when little Timmy is glued to his crotch
i was digging in my back yard and i found gold and i went to run a tell my mom but i realized why i was digging in the back yard
When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars, Mars 1, Africa 0
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
TV:Water found on Mars..... Mars:1 Africa:0
My parents found my yt channel I hate myself now and I'm emotional. = SELF HARM
when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom
when you know you have a gay friend but you find out that they like you-
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone
What was Steven Hawkins name before he got his desease? Steven walkins
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
scientist discovered water on mars, mars 1, africa 0
