
Discovery jokes
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.
On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name.
Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5
So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME”
So, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en
But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.
So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0
So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”.
Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
