Discovery jokes
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.