Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
what's the difference between Nemo and my dad? Nemo was eventually found.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, "u would never believe what i discovered." intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. "oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with," i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "oh sh*t...."
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
how do you know you've found a priest? when little Timmy is glued to his crotch
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
i was digging in my back yard and i found gold and i went to run a tell my mom but i realized why i was digging in the back yard
When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars, Mars 1, Africa 0
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
TV:Water found on Mars..... Mars:1 Africa:0
My parents found my yt channel I hate myself now and I'm emotional. = SELF HARM
when you know you have a gay friend but you find out that they like you-
when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone
What was Steven Hawkins name before he got his desease? Steven walkins
scientist discovered water on mars, mars 1, africa 0
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
