Discovery jokes
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.
On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name.
Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5
So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME”
So, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en
But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.
So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0
So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”.
Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
I found this at school.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.