I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Disaster Jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
