The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC
Edit: Never mind it started to sync...
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.
Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn
It would be fun they said... It was unsinkable they said...
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
I crashed into those motherfuckers 😂😂😂
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
What does the titanic sell most? icbreakers.
What is the titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers
Why did the titanic and iceberg hate each other........... b/c titanic hit it
Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??
Nobody :
Titanic : sYnCccCc
Iceberg : yAaaYeEee
People : yAaanOooO
Ocean : fUuudD
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE
WHEN I WAS ON THE TITANIC I GOT BROKEN
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
what happens when a sink on the titanic overflows? it sinks it
