Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Disaster Jokes
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
