Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Roses are red my life is a disaster the children are fast but the combine is F A S T E R
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
if messyourself was on the titanic he would die first
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
(Titanic walks into a bar) (britannic) what would you like to drink (Titanic) a ICEBERG.
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there is'nt 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
