Disaster jokes
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.