What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
