Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
