Disaster

Disaster Jokes

Sticker

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

Pizza

What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?

Two large plains.

Plane

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

Victim

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.

Sole

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?

Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Birthday

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Passenger

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

Girl

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Tower

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

Momma

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Plane

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Floor

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Twin

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"