Disaster

Disaster Jokes

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

*Titanic was sinking.*

Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?

Captain: Two miles.

Passenger: Which way are we going?

Captain: Down.

People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.