I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
