Disaster

Disaster jokes

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

Me: Which WiFi are we on?

Coworker: Should be floor 89.

Me: What about flight 104?

Coworker: Oh crap!

What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?

Two large plains.

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.