The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC
Edit: Never mind it started to sync...
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.
Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn
It would be fun they said... It was unsinkable they said...
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I crashed into those motherfuckers 😂😂😂
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
What does the titanic sell most? icbreakers.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
Why did the titanic and iceberg hate each other........... b/c titanic hit it
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
