Disaster jokes
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!