Disaster jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.