Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
