Disaster jokes
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
Ummmm 67.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Just do it.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.