I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Your hairline caused the solar flare
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, pompeii 79 A.D
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Hey man, i was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
What did one iceberg say to the iceberg as the titanic went by? I’d smash that
