Disaster jokes

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?

Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.

Who are the fastest readers?

911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.

What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?

Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

Just do it.

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

When you realize the shuttle blew up.

Then you realize you're on the shuttle.

"Black midget porn is in 911."

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.