Disaster jokes
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Just do it.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.