These jokes crash and burn.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
