Disaster jokes
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
"Black midget porn is in 911."
I rate you a 9/11.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*