Disaster jokes

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

Why did the Titanic sink?

Because the people aboard are stupid.

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

What dessert do you get on September 11th?

An ice cream flight!

We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

These jokes crash and burn.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Why did the Twin Towers fall?

They collapsed because of the heat.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.