Disaster jokes
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.