Disaster jokes
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Memes
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Just do it.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.