Disaster jokes

What dessert do you get on September 11th?

An ice cream flight!

We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

These jokes crash and burn.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Why did the Twin Towers fall?

They collapsed because of the heat.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?

Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.