Disaster jokes
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
These jokes crash and burn.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.