Disaster jokes
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Memes
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.