Disaster jokes

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.