Disaster jokes
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.