Disaster jokes
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Flappy Bird in 2001
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.