Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
