Disaster jokes
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.