Disaster jokes

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

What did you call a school that got blown up?

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.