Disaster jokes
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."