Disaster jokes
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Memes
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?