Disaster jokes
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.