Disaster jokes
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.