Disaster

Disaster jokes

People

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

Yo mama

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Tower

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Tower

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

Titanic

People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

Tower

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Twin Towers

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

Plane

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

Birthday

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

9/11

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

Tornado

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.