I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Disaster Jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
