Disaster jokes
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Memes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.