Disaster jokes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.