Disaster jokes
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Memes
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.