Disaster jokes
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.