Disaster jokes
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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