Disaster jokes
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Memes
Moments before Hiroshima got bombed
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.