Disaster jokes
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
He was so close but so far
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.