Disaster jokes

It’s a bird.

It’s a plane.

Oh, shit it is a plane!

Why did the Twin Towers get mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

Open wide, here comes the airplane!

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.

The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)

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Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.