Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
