Disaster jokes
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Memes
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.