Disaster jokes
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.