Disaster jokes

What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

"Here Comes The Airplane!"

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?

"You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish."

FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

What did the tower say to the other?

"Man, someone's on fire today!"

What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?

Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?

The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.

What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?

They are just two plane.

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.

"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!