Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Disaster Jokes
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
