Disaster jokes
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!