Disaster jokes

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.

Why did the Twin Towers get mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.