Disaster jokes
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.