Disaster jokes
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.