Disaster jokes

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.