Disaster

Disaster jokes

Plane

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Earth

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

Titanic

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

Memes

Victim

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.

Titanic

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

Titanic

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

One

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.