Disaster jokes
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.