Disaster jokes
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Ur next.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.