Disaster jokes
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!