Disaster jokes
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?