Disaster

Disaster jokes

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.

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  • What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

    Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

    Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

    The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

    Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.