Disaster jokes
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.