Disaster jokes
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.