I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Disaster Jokes
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
