Disaster

Disaster jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

Somebody shouts "Fire!"

Man 1: Get the children out!

Man 2: F*** the children!

Man 3: We don't have time!

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

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  • The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.