Disaster jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.