Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
