Disaster jokes
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
"Another one bites the dust."
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.