Disaster jokes

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.

What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

What is the New York fireman's favorite song?

It's raining men.

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.