Disaster jokes
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.