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Disaster jokes

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.

Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

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  • I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

    Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.

    A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”

    What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

    Nothing, they died.

    Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

    Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

    My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

    I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!