Disabled jokes
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.