Disabled jokes
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Daryll
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
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