A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
