Disabled jokes
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Daryll
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*