Disabled jokes
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Ajay's leg.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
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What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.