What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolarbear
Lol
why did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock whos there? not sally
how do you make a disabled person cry
lets go play tag
What do my wife and dinner have in common they are both vegetables
What do you call a disabled person drowning a BOAT
What is Stephen hawking favorite lunch-eggs and shoulders.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot on prison
Imagine if a disabled persons last name was runner or walker 😬😂
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
How do you make a hormone. DONT PAY HER.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared hot wheels
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs. Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?Sum ting wong. 💀💀
My disabled dad went to the grocery store
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him
Finally he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in %10 of their body.
Why don't parylized people kaugh they hate stand up comedy
"My wife is so crazy" said Beatem's McSmasher. "Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch "She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!" "You getting kicked out bro?" "Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor" "Is she one of them woke bitches?"
i dumed the dead disabeled persons body into a dumster full of rats
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
