Disabled jokes
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
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What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.