What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Disabled Jokes
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Daryll
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
