What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool? Vegetable soup
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs? You can call himm whatever you want he's not coming.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed rocket league
6 was afraid of 7 bc 7 ate 9 but why was 10 scared?
Bc 10 was in 9/11
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Why did the disable kid cross the road (Why?) He can't
have you ever heard of hearing aids
yeah me neither
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Daryll
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
