Disabled Jokes

A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.

So I threw him out the window!

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?

I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

No, you!

Ajay's leg.

What do you call a disabled person that can walk?

Enabled.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

My brother

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

Bean.

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.

What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?

A vegetable rack.

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.