I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
no you
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde? They don’t know they couldn’t figure out what to say
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Ajay's leg
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
My brother
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Bean.
Fuck
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? the hooker can was out her crack and reuse it
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
Alia’s YouTube channel.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
