How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? the hooker can was out her crack and reuse it
How do you know when I cabbage is boiled?
The wheel chair floats to the top
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Most pakis are disabled.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied He couldn’t stand up for him self
I was playing basket ball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers yours are already broken.
Why did the dounstindrom cross the road because there was a zebra crossing !
My brother
ur mum gay
Wat does a lesbian call the other during sex
Mummy
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired they can keep going with their feet?
Why can’t blind people sing that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics
Alia’s YouTube channel
josh dalton once ate his shoulder
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S.. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to 'When You Wish Upon A Window', with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.
