Disabled jokes
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
No, you!
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"