Disabled jokes
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
No, you!
What is a "dad?"
I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.
So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Down syndrome and brownies.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
I'll try not to post jokes about disabled people anymore.
I shouldn't kick a guy when he's Down's.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.