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Button

I gave my friends some buttons.

Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.

Hand

Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"

Wanking.

Mum

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Computer

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

Way

I just wanted to say...

These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.

Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!

Community

@matt, is there a reason I can't delete all my old stuff? Like is it just cuz it's 2 years old? Is there a timer or smth? Also if there is a reason, could u A) disable it for this acc, I wanna delete every, but I was a dumb and rasict fuck.

B) delete everything for me, (I'd advise not, cuz that's not ur job and I'm happy to do it

C) see point A)

And ik you could say it's my fault, which is it I'm not avoiding that, but I'm also not avoiding how badly I used to treat ppl and shitty ass stuff I used to post was wrong. So please?

Hey, you can now disable the AI animals in posts by having the post creator or a moderator write #noai, either in the post text itself or as a comment. To turn the AI back on, just delete the comment again.

1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more

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