Disabled jokes
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
Your mum gay.
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
Yo mama!
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
Ehhhhhhhh.
Down syndrome and brownies.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Lolehenedhdbwbsidjb.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
Yo life.
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
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Cosmo is my weird autistic dyslexic beautiful disabled loveable father <3
@matt, is there a reason I can't delete all my old stuff? Like is it just cuz it's 2 years old? Is there a timer or smth? Also if there is a reason, could u A) disable it for this acc, I wanna delete every, but I was a dumb and rasict fuck.
B) delete everything for me, (I'd advise not, cuz that's not ur job and I'm happy to do it
C) see point A)
And ik you could say it's my fault, which is it I'm not avoiding that, but I'm also not avoiding how badly I used to treat ppl and shitty ass stuff I used to post was wrong. So please?
Hey, you can now disable the AI animals in posts by having the post creator or a moderator write #noai, either in the post text itself or as a comment. To turn the AI back on, just delete the comment again.