Disabled jokes
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
Your mum gay.
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
Yo mama!
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
Ehhhhhhhh.
Down syndrome and brownies.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Lolehenedhdbwbsidjb.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
Yo life.
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.