What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
