Disabled jokes

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

So a blind man walks into a bar.

At least he thinks so.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.