What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all they can't stand up for themselves
Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands
If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
