Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
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How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
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What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
