Disabled

Disabled jokes

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

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  • Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!

    You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

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  • Why did the carrot roll down the hill?

    Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.

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  • What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.

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