Disabled jokes
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
Yo mama!
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
you.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Cunt.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
your mom
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.