Disabled jokes
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
you.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Cunt.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
your mom
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
My brother
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.