Disability jokes
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.