Disability jokes
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a table, and chairs.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?
It's OK, he didn't either!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.