Disability jokes
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.