Disability jokes
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.