Disability jokes
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Why couldn't the farmer tend to the crops?
Because he's got no arms.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.