Disability jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)