Disability jokes
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.