Disability jokes
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.