Disability jokes
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!