Disability jokes
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.