Disability jokes
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker đź–• that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.