Disability jokes
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
When my girlfriend broke up with me, I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?