Disability jokes
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker đź–• that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.