Disability jokes
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What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
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Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.