Disability jokes
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why couldn't the teacher let her kids out?
Because she has no arms to open the door.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.