Disability jokes
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Who here plays blox fruits?
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.