Disability jokes
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?