Disability jokes
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.