Disability jokes
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.