What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Disability Jokes
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
