Disability jokes
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.