Disability jokes
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.