Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
Disability Jokes
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
