Disability jokes
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Memes
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.