Disability jokes
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Memes
We don't read backwards.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"