Disability jokes
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.