Disability jokes
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.