Disability jokes
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
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You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.