Disability jokes
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was OAhHhPrhhHK.