Disability jokes
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas? AIDS.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3