Disability jokes
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was OAhHhPrhhHK.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂