Disability jokes
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?