Disability jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
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Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.