Disability jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.