What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Difference Jokes
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
