Difference jokes

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One of them is picked.

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?

Not much difference.

What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?

One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?

One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.

What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?

Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?

One is played with.

What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?

They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?

The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.