What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks
whats the difference between a black person and a white person.
one has a dad , while the other searches.
What's the difference between a Priest and a rapist.
whats the difference between Kanye west and an orphan kanye west has parents
What can u tell the difference between steven hawkings and a carott Nothing
what's the difference between broccly & boogers people don't eat there broccly
Whats the difference between a baby and putty? You can only eat one.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA and the other is USB 😂😂😂
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What is the difference between the assassination of césar and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by romans
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when your 13
School is a lot like boot camp, the only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
What's the difference between a blonde and ur computer? U don't wamt ur computer to go down on u.
There's more genders than there are cars in a walmart parking lot
What is the difference between a human and a house 🏡? A human can walk and a house 🏡 can not walk
