Difference jokes
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."