Difference jokes
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
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What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.