Difference jokes
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.