Difference jokes

What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?

With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

What's the difference between an apple and emos?

They both hang on trees.

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look better hanging on a tree.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What the difference between a priest and acne

Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.

What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?

One can feed a family.

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?

A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.

What's the difference between a baby and a brick?

A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.

What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.

What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits for the blow up.