Difference jokes

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?

With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.

What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.

What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

Dark humor never dies!

What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."

What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?

I haven't been caught.

What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?

I haven’t banged a hooker.