Difference

Difference jokes

Onion

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

Onion

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

Emo kid

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.

Orphan

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

Memes

Soup

What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

One is Super. The other is just soup.

Viola

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?

The viola burns longer.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

Shit

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

Hooker

What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?

I haven’t banged a hooker.

Penis

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Cow

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

Condom

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

Fly

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

Kid

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Pizza

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Orphan

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

Dick

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.

Putin

What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.