Difference jokes
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.