What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Difference Jokes
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
