Difference jokes
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Memes
My boy be hittin different
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."