Difference jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?

The nun has a soul full of hope...

What is the difference between a tree?

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.

What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?

The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.

What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?

The Name.

What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?

I don't worship Jesus.

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

What’s harder than steel?

Michael Jackson in a playground.

What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.

What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?

Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.

So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?

One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!

What is the difference between runners and my car?

My car is still running.

What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?

Nothing.