Difference jokes
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.