What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a Family.
What is the difference between a flower and a orphan
A flower gets picked
What is the difference in between a orphan and a candle?
One is used
My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
you know what the difference between kobe bryant and russel westbrook, he wears 0 and kobe has 0 lives left
What’s the difference between a job and a wife
The job keeps sucking after 5 years
What's the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing they are both just memories
whats the difference between an orphan and stuart little? Stuart little got chosen
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
What’s the difference between orphans and apples apples get picked
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.