What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Difference Jokes
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
