Difference jokes
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.