Difference jokes

What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?

I haven't been caught.

What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?

I haven’t banged a hooker.

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?

Batman returns.

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.