You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
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I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunts annus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was “remarkable.”
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What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home 🏠
a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery
boss: "we have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "how?"
surgeon: "I thought to do your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "get out"
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad...to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawkins and a refrigerator
-the fridge actually runs
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
What the difrents between you and an orphan
Nothing
What's the difference between your mom in bed, and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.
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what's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit 3 fingers inside the bowling ball
