:"Whats the diffrece of an Orphans life and a knife"
:"A knife has a point"
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up perform fellatio
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute? You can get on with a prostitute!
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
whats the difference between andy and acne acne waited until adam could talk before coming on his face
What's the difference between steven hawkings and a baby - the baby is still alive'\
Knock knock who their tank tank who your welcome
Whats the difference between you and me. Your not strangling a man with a cloak on.
Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What the difference between a water bottle and Africa? One has water the other one doesn’t
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled
what's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of the is a police officer.
what's the difference between cancer and a baby... There is none
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
What’s the difference between Rosa parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom the other fought for fun
what's the difference between a seal and special kid?
they both go: uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh!
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
