Difference jokes

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?

Batman returns.

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?

Dog poop touches grass.

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

One is Super. The other is just soup.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.