Difference jokes
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.