Difference jokes
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.