Difference jokes

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.

What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?

I haven't been caught.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.

What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

What is the difference between runners and my car?

My car is still running.

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?

Dog poop touches grass.

Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!