Difference jokes
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...