Difference jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
your mom
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?
The Name.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.