Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog? It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?
The Name.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.